I can't even sleep in our bed because it reminds me how every night I would say,.Mr President, ladies and gentlemen, as I listen to this debate, I have to admit that it reminds me very much of the debate on the Services Directive.It makes me not care about myself, and it reminds me that my reason for being on this planet is to look after you kids.When you're nice to me, it reminds me that I'm dying.And when I see the king, it reminds me there is but one King in heaven.It may be wrong to complain with Mr Bates like he is, but it reminds me that life's short and I'm wasting mine.just how bad the food is at the Casanova.
Well, it reminds me a little bit of surgery.I know that 'cause every time I look in the mirror and see my bent nose, it reminds me how I met Owen Rowan's elbow on the playground before I met the rest of him.It makes me happy, because it reminds me what a great job mom did with you.Well, 'cause it reminds me that things, you know, fall apart.Marley, for it was he, pants even when walking slowly, so the sight and sounds of him struggling to catch up with a young border collie that was intent on giving him the elbow was something to behold as well as a coronary concern for the adipose old canine.Īnyway, there will be no more off-lead encounters for now and ‘walkies’ at quiet times only. Several dogs have made overtures but you could tell it was getting serious when she was pursued by an elderly and extremely overweight labrador in the park yesterday. That meant we’d have to live with her going through a second ‘season’ before she could be neutered and, lo and behold, that season is well and truly upon us now. ‘Cos absinthe will help you get by! Posted on Categories A Limerick A Week Tags Border Collie, Dogs, Limericks Leave a comment on A limerick a week #239 A limerick a week 234Īll elective veterinary procedures were in abeyance when my pup was due to be spayed earlier this year. But some of them can be tweaked to remove any need for context and can be read standalone. Postscript: like some others, this week’s ALAW requires an accompanying narrative for it to make any kind of sense. Double gross! Callie relives the moment on a subsequent foray into the forest! Too late, I saw her chomping down on some, but what was most galling wasn’t the act itself, but the knowing and wholly gratuitous way that she looked at us afterwards as she gleefully licked her lips. On a recent walk, however, I was talking to a friend and failed to see Callie head towards a heap of it. Horse poo is also a savoury delight according to Callie, but such piles are usually obvious enough to be seen in time for me to distract her with a treat before she can indulge her gastronomic passion. Unfortunately, horse riders can also use the woodland tracks and that means there are occasional piles of horse poo to negotiate. The less obvious advantage is that it prevents my Border Collie, from indulging in one of her favourite-but-gross pastoral activities eating sheep sh*t. The obvious benefit is that dogs can run off-lead without any concerns about sheep worrying. My (current) favourite dog walking area has the terrific advantage of being a sheep-free zone. Or just look for it each time she crapped? Posted on Categories Humour Tags Border Collie, Limericks Leave a comment on And there it was… Gone! A limerick a week #254 The next ‘episode’ clearly showed the presence of netting – a parcel wrapped stool!
The first ‘morning after’ poop made it look as if Callie needed to be wormed as a few little bits of nematode-like string were apparent. (I’ve watched too many vet programmes in which dogs have had things they’d eaten surgically removed!) And would madam like dessert? I was a bit concerned because the joint had been wrapped in string netting and I wasn’t sure whether it would ‘pass’ naturally. My dog,, nicked half a roast beef joint a couple of days ago and made short work of eating it all before anyone noticed.
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